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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Who is a knob? ross d

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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