How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Women's rights.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Not Steve Jobs

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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