Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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THE GAME

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Punch line.

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Anti Joke

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