- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

I never asked for this.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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