What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Michael Brown

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Cold camel scrotum.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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