What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

If life throws you melons... ouch

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Men, get on the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

How old is victor? Old

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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