What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Fiats

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

women's rights

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Black History Month

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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