How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Proof reading

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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