What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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