- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

yo mama is fat shes fat

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Woman's Rights

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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