- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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