what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

skurfboards we love fat kids

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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