Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Stephen Walking.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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