- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit!

rape that shit

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I lost my tractor.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.