A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Cancer.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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