Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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