- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

luke moore cant pull it back

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Joey mayer's face

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Hi Jacob You cool

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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