- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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