- Anti Joke

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too