What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What's worse than cancer? Death.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Spotto

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Worst joke ever

wood cant chuck wood

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