What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

thumb_up thumb_down

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

thumb_up thumb_down

PUDDING

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

thumb_up thumb_down

http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

thumb_up thumb_down

It burns when I pee sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops