Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

shea kisses a girl

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

pickle juice?

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Yes.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Spread the net.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Ebola

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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