Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Women's rights.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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