A man made a sandwich.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Michael Brown

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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fruit salad?

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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