If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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This one sucks!

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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