- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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