Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Worst joke ever

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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I am a n1gger.

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