- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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