Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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your mother hates you

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Kathy Griffin.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Anti Joke

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