Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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