What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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I'm taken

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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