The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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