- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Your mom.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

I lost my tractor.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

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