If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Anti Joke

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