- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What's the deal with airline food?

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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