Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What is cold? Winter

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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