- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Romans rights.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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