whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Soccer...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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You.

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knock, knock come in

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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