What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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this is not a joke

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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