Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Samantha

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Penis

meme

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

If life throws you melons... ouch

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

my friend is gay hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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