Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Worst joke ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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