"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Please Rape William Wright

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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