- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

One time I masturbated by myself

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock Come in!!!

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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