Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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I am a n1gger.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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