my friend is gay hes gay

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Knock knock --Come in.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Strawberries!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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