Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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