John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Women.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Chicken penis.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Nicolas Cage

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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