what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

penus

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Woman rights.

Johan showering. . . AWK

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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