- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

vbh

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

The Pope

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

crap!!

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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