Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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vbh

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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The Pope

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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crap!!

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Girls

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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