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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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