- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

womens rights

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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