How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Woman rights.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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