- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

girls basketball

whats 2+2? 4

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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