- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

I ponder

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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