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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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