How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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