Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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