Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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I would rape her

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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