- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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