- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

luke moore cant pull it back

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Proof reading

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Wade's the father

Men, get on the boat.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??