- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What's funnier than 24? 25

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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