what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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