If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Dogs in my home.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Two english guys meet at work

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Murder me once, shame on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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