- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Hello

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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