- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

i like tits

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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