Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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thermodynamics?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Soccer...

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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YOLO.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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