- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

An atheist walks into a church

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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