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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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