What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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