- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A black man in a country bar.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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