If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Drunk irish man

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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