- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Two english guys meet at work

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

I lost my tractor.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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