Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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