- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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