- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

whats 2+2? 4

how do you confuse a blond?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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