Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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justin bieber

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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1 + 1 = 3

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Anti Joke

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