What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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thumbs up!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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melon

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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