- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Penis

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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