patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Unnnnnnnn

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whats black? a black man

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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