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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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s e m e n

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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GINGER PEOPLE

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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