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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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