- Anti Joke

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Justin Beiber

liam buchan is gay !