Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

whats black? a black man

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

i have yougurt with tractor

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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