Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Anti Joke

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