why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Justin Beiber

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

liam buchan is gay !

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

raping black women

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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